Curse

Jenn · Apr 23, 2008, 03:01 PM // 15:01

192. You greet people with a, "Ya hey thar!" (that norn-point giver chick... I say it all the time now

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Divinitys Creature · Apr 24, 2008, 02:24 PM // 14:24

193. You think fighting a grizzly bear and winning will turn her into a hot but ginormous Norn woman.

wanmoke · Apr 25, 2008, 03:18 AM // 03:18

194. After watching a movie in real life, you yell out "OMFG who didn't skip?!"

Kamakazi112 · Apr 26, 2008, 05:18 PM // 17:18

195. when thinking of 100 dollar bills u think of ecto

**cosyfiep** · Apr 26, 2008, 07:26 PM // 19:26

196. you wonder if you have enough plat to buy the new armors you see at the mall (or in my case from the catalog....)
197 . wondering about those same armors ---you hope that you can get a good dye combo from the few dyes you have left in your inventory to match your purse.

Divinitys Creature · Apr 27, 2008, 09:47 PM // 21:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by wanmoke

194. After watching a movie in real life, you yell out "OMFG who didn't skip?!"

LOL!

198. When you try to salvage a sword IRL and you get sliced up hands instead of an iron ingot.

**cosyfiep** · Apr 29, 2008, 06:47 AM // 06:47

199 you wonder if you can get a rune of holding so you can put extra stuff in your purse.....

Jam Jar · Apr 29, 2008, 07:27 AM // 07:27

200. You stick your hand into an electric socket and yell out [LIGHTNING ORB] before passing out.

201. When you say, I'm heading out to Xunlai for some money, bee are bee.

202. You realize that endless yelling of [Diversion] has no affect on parents and teachers.

203. Hide in the shadows. When someone asks you what you are doing, you say, "I'm inside the [Shadow Refuge]!"

204. You start [Wail of Doom] at the teacher.

205. Okay, here's the plan, Ranger, daze him with [Broad head Arrow], I'll cripple him with [Crippling Slash], and, Assassin, you use [Deaths Charge] to steal the answers.

Xitwa Bin · Apr 29, 2008, 10:59 PM // 22:59

wtf this thread is getting way out of hand lolz

-you know ur too addicted to gw when u go epileptic every time u reboot!

RedStar · Apr 30, 2008, 07:21 AM // 07:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Tetsu

190: You go to the pharmasist and ask for a superior tampon of absorbtion lol

LMAO

207 - When you start to talk in Bjork! Bjork! Bjork! to everyone.

pumpkin pie · Apr 30, 2008, 02:11 PM // 14:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Tetsu

190: You go to the pharmasist and ask for a superior tampon of absorbtion lol

ROFLMAO winner!

Lol, I am not addicted after all, I can't think of one single thing.

Xerius987 · Apr 30, 2008, 03:45 PM // 15:45

208 - When you open your Freezer and take out an icecream and yell: "HEY, LOOK, I FOUND AN ICY DRAGON SWORD!!".

209 - You go into the mall and see they have cut down the price on a pair of socks and you yell: " YAY, THEY HAVE NERFED THE PRICE!!".

210 - You walk into the Store where you live and say: " WTB Pizza!".

dunky_g · Apr 30, 2008, 04:54 PM // 16:54

211 - Where your staring at your neighbour getting changed thinking 'Its ok, im in Observer mode' ....

SonofGrenth · May 01, 2008, 12:14 AM // 00:14

212 - You realise you have read all pages of this thread about GW.
213 - You try to death level IRL, that's just /fail.

RavagerOfDreams · May 01, 2008, 02:35 AM // 02:35

214: When you find out your girlfriend Denice has aids you yell out, "I'm using Restore Condition on Denice!"

Deathaxe Raizer · May 01, 2008, 01:54 PM // 13:54

215 You shout "Watch Yourself!" when your parents come to give you or your brother/sister a spanking.

216 You yell out "Cover me meatshield!" when people get near you while walking your dog.

217 You set up spike traps in the bathroom.

218 You yell out repeatedly during lunch: "WTT one bologna sandwich for one PB & J or best offer!"

219 When u get sick, instead of going to the hospital, you insist on going to the local Buddhist temple/monastery.

220 You believe that punk-rock bands are necromantic cults, and the groupies are their minions.

221 You wonder why the Renaissance Fair won't trade you a long sword for your 5 squirrel skulls.

222 You wonder how much $1000 USD costs on Ebay.

223 You call up Maurice Greene, asking him to "run" you to the outlet store for new cloths.

224 Walking down the street, you try to stay out of everyone's aggro range.

225 When you are going to the shop you see a gang of people standing around and you wonder who the monk of them is.

226 And when you start trying to raise bone horrors from dead birds at the street.

227 When going to the corner store, you try press M on your computer so you can teleport there

228 While going through the city, you get lost and try to press U so you can backtrack to the correct place.

229 While at a funeral, you see the dead guy and ask, "Anybody got res?"

230 When someone is annoying you, you feel the urge to switch districts.

231 While shopping at the store, you don't like the color of the shirt so you buy it and try to find the local dye trader.

232 You find some weird items on the street and you look for a collector so you can exchange it for some good items.

233 While driving, you look around for the next portal so you can have it on your map.

234 When u break all the mirrors at your house because you can't beat your doppleganger,

235When ur on AIM and u type to your friends :LFG to go get pizza, I'm a level 20 experienced eater

236 you are in a msn chat, and you keep hitting enter once to chat, and enter again to send (I've done this one)

237 you get to a new place and you first question is "where is the skill trainer here?"

238 you try taming the spiders in your house to do your bidding

239 a salesman calls you on the phone and you tell him to use the trade channel

240 You wrap yourself in bubblewrap and call it your rune of superior absorption...in the supermarket.

241 You carry around your highschool diploma and call it your rune of expertise.

242 You taped a bunch of matchsticks to a screwdriver so it could have fire damage.

243 You roll around in the mud so you can have Armor of Earth protection.

244 You light a match when you fart and yell "Obsidian Flame!"

245 You get really excited when you hear on the TV or Radio "Next up, The Farm Report" thinking it's going to discuss a new spot for finding loot in Guild Wars.

246 You happen to overhear the name(s) Alesia, Claude, Stefan or Thom in a conversation, and think they must be talking about Guild Wars.

247 You see a bear in the woods, and you immediately wish you had a charm animal skill.

248 You secretly wish you could /dance.

249 You walk by Victoria's Secret, and wonder what AL their female Enchanter's armor is.

250 Your friend is great at playing the guitar. You kill him and try to capture his elite guitar skill.

251 You and 4 friends are walking down the street, one of them finds a quater on the ground, you insist that he gives the rest of u a nickel each.

252 When people ask you when your b-day is, you say "I'm 18 years old and am 95% of the way to 19!"

253 A gust of wind blows some dirt in your eyes, you yell "I have Blind on me!"

254 You never get any sleep - turning your eyes red. So you go to get eye drops at the store calling them dye remover.

255 You scream "For great justice!" while playing a game of basketball with your friends and later claim it was to improve your Adrenal increase

256 You find an interesting, shiny object on the street, but you don't know what it is. So you start to wonder where the nearest Merchant is and how much an Identification Kit costs.

257 You attempt to charm your dog/cat and insist on naming him Melandru's Stalker

258 You accuse anyone short/midget of being a dwarf spy for the Stone Summit

259 You sit, exhausted on the couch, with your kids buzzing around you in hyperactive-mode. You try to use your Mesmer skills to drain their Energy.

260 You decide to try some "farming" at the local park, but soon give up after disappointing loot drops of candybar wrappers and pop cans.

261 You refer to your friends as "henchies"

262 You hum the guild wars music in the shower

263 You have dreams of casting meteor shower on all those that you hate

264 You think your dog has beast mastery skills

265 You postpone eating, drinking, and sleeping to finish that last mission

266 In the morning, you choose what clothing to where by what you think has the highest AL

267 When you go to the bathroom, you say your going to be afk for a second

268 You sell your guild wars money for profit on ebay

269 You say everything you do, "I'm eating lunch", "I'm following Joe Bob"

270 You refer to others as noobs.

271 When you wake up the Next Morning with a Major Hangover and you wish you had a Mend Ailment Equiped.

272 When you get together with your friends the first thing you say is, "OK, nobody leave, and I mean it!"

273 when you start asking people on the street where to find the next mission

274 when you start looking for green exclamation points floating above people's heads

275 You start shaving the local animals to collect their furs.

276 You save the bones when you eat chicken

*Gem* · May 01, 2008, 02:09 PM // 14:09

I wouldn't say "addicted" more like "has serious issues".

beregond · May 01, 2008, 03:25 PM // 15:25

277. When you try to go fight and talk to a grizzly bear, because you need some extra norn rep points.

278. When you charge into a group of people while playing basketball, or football or something, you shout "Kiiiiillroooooy Stooooonekiiiiin!!"

279. You go out to the city and start shouting that you formed a new guild and first four to PM get to be officers. We are Luxon!

280. After buying a set of armor online or at a ren festival, you tell your friend that all armor is customized, so he won't be able to where it.

281. When showing friends or family trophies or awards you won for various things, you ask them if they would like to see your HoM.

282. You take off your clothes except for your underwear while in a store, and start going up to people and do the male warrior dance.

guild boy · May 04, 2008, 05:26 AM // 05:26

283. You ask a midget ,"Wheres your hammer?"

Unreal Havoc · May 04, 2008, 02:21 PM // 14:21

284. When chasing a guy who just pickpocketed your wallet you scream "NOOB RUNNER!"
285. WHen you attempt dancing like your ingame character regardless of gender.